There’s no way Ledger wasn’t aware of the buzz around his – admittedly – bravura performance as the Joker in "The Dark Knight." And yet, even with a career reaching its apex and a young daughter, he ended up overdosing on a shitload of painkillers and antidepressants. We'd love to cry for someone cut down in his prime, but clearly Ledger didn’t appreciate what he had, or the journey he took to get there.

Now before you get all angry and violent with us, understand that we see this as a tragedy; moreso for his family than for him. He left a young child fatherless, and all because he couldn't keep his meds right. If this were any other person than the guy who played the Joker and mumbled through "Brokeback Mountain," we'd probably be nominating him for a Darwin Award right about now.

Anti-Freeze: Develop the posthumous ability to go back in time and read some pharmacology textbooks that might’ve clued you in to the fact that mixing OxyContin, hydrocodone, Valium, temazepam, Xanax and doxylamine wasn’t a wise movie. Hell, go ahead and lend them to River Phoenix while you’re at it.